Big Egos and Fros

It’s about that time when I open the mailbag and see what my adoring fans have to say:

Gomber836 asks:

"Is this garbage supposed to be funny?"

Does it look like it’s supposed to be funny?


Another loyal reader, Kate, wrote:

"You seem totally awesome and talented, I love your blog. I demand to know more about you."

This was followed by a link to her website, which ended up being some softcore porn thing.

Nice try Kate, but I hate porn and it’s definitely not the way to this man’s heart. I appreciate your sincere comments though.

Wow, I’m exhausted, that’s all for this week.

If you’d like to be featured in a future mailbag, simply send your comments and questions to dr_nemonic@hotmail.com

Since this mailbag was horrible, as a bonus:

My Random Observation of the Week:

This past Friday it was extremely nice outside so everyone was out and about. As I was driving through my neighborhood in my car I saw what looked like a heavyset, middle-aged woman coming down the street on a skateboard. I obviously instantly thought to myself, "that is awesome!" As I drove closer to the individual, I realized it was just a kid with a really big fro. While this clearly disappointed me, I found the inspiration for what needs to be a new catchphrase whenever something doesn’t live up to expectations: Oh, it’s just a kid with a really big fro.

The one problem I see in this catching on is the lack of situations where it would make sense outside of actually seeing a kid with a really big fro. But hey, people are bright enough that I know they can work this into their everyday life. So the next time I’m in the grocery store browsing the bananas, I look forward to someone telling me to steer clear of the Plantains because they’re just like kids with really big fros. Wait, huh??